I must say, however, that the opening line of my bit is shocking - when I saw the proof I was horrified with what I assumed the editor had done.
Until I checked the original document I'd sent over and realised that I really had started it that way. And me an English graduate!
If you want to read it (and really, why wouldn't you?) it's below - I tried to embed this with it open at the page which features my big stupid face, just as it would be if you were to come to my house... but the options don't seem to work.
(the article starts on page 12)